Little Loli Why Don't These Annoying Little...?

Why don't these annoying little...? - little loli

Why is this boring Lolis small party in my car? I now offer them candy and stuffed animals (bears, rabbits, etc.) to get inside. Recently, this has not been very nice with all the "take any candy from strangers" things. Maybe I should just go hide in the bushes with chloroform?

TL, DR: How can I VAN LOLI?

Can I get a few tips from the pros?